I guess sometimes you get so mixed up in your own world that you fail to see what's going on 'outside of the box'. I don't mean that I've just realized that there are hundreds of starving children out there... I'm talking a little less serious than that. Stupid people bashing things they've never even attempted to understand.
Y'all heard of Joe Rogan? Not ringing a bell? Well, It's not a surprise considering that the height of his career was as the host of Fear Factor in the US. But, for those of you who have heard of him, you can back me up on how repulsive he is. Some middle-aged, hairy ball sack of an excuse for a man; who they probably found, butt crack exposed, fixing some sink somewhere. He absolutely SCREAMS republican, and I'd bet if you could stand looking at him long enough, you'd see the word 'conservative' falling out of his ass.
Anyway, Now that we're all familiar, I'd like to show you one of his latest accomplishments. Oh the heights that can be acheived by one with such a clear, unbiased mind! (...sarcasm, if ya couldn't tell). Apparently, he not only enjoys hosting shows full of people whoring themselves out by performing any odious tasks that the producers might think of; but also he bosts his skills as a comedian. Ladies and gentlemen, this man makes knock-knock jokes seem like the most hysterical piece of genius ever to land on the planet.
Now, on to the actual point of this blog entry; his video.
Joe Rogan was a featured comedian recently on myspace. I, being the curious soul that I am, clicked on the link. What I saw both appalled me, and made me all the more glad that I no longer live in the US.
PLEASE WATCH THIS! I don't want to be left alone in my complaints, and I think that we could all learn a little from this asshole.
Without further ado, Joe Rogan on Brokeback Mountain
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Who talks about things this way?!?! Last time I checked, being gay had just as much to do with love, and happiness as it does with the "poop hole". It's a fucking movie!!!! I don't suppose these actors would have participated in the biggest pro-gay film of the year if they had something against it! How can a person think like this? It makes just as much sense saying "you can't tell me there isn't something funny about a grown man wanting to fuck a grown WOMAN in the.... [I'll spare the revolting term]" . ... IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!! People like this make me so mad, because it's not like they're speaking from any sort of experience! I put up with THEM all day! Every day! of every year of my LIFE! Why can't they at LEAST keep their fucking mouths shut?! This movie wasn't funny! It was sweet! It was sad! But, then again, in his case Rambo probably draws tears.
I'll leave you with this now, I'm making myself mad. Which isn't good, considering that my back hurts... I don't need the stress.
Now, on to an update of my day:
I feel like CRAP! I've been having headaches lately, and when I lay down to sleep at night, my chest feels like it's going to explode. Mix this with imminent dehydration (I really really need to drink more...), and you've got yourself a nice storm brewing! So, I woke up again with a bad headache, and... by 'woke up' I mean literally rolled out of bed and felt around for my clothes. I don't think I opened my eyes until I left the door. Naturally, I left school early and went to the doctor. Now, this doctor MUST be on something, because... he's got the kind of curls you ONLY get out of a bottle, and his voice is somewhat akin to Max's. Other than this, he seems like every other doctor ever. I told him my problems, and... well, let's see if you can guess what he said I have. The flu? No. A cold? Nope. He said I might have rheumatism! WTF?!?! RHEUMATISM! Oh, yeah, that would TOTALLY explain it... I'm 17! I'm healthy! No. Medical. History.... Period! Other than of course my allergy to penicillin... but that's it! Now I have to go back and get blood taken. Woo.
EDIT: okay, guys, I KNOW what rheumatism is! I just... well, I felt generally healthy and didn't think that I'd have it.... but apparently it's a possibility, so... whatever! We'll see.
By the way, I'd like to comment on how much I dislike it when people talk to me like a retard. I've lived in Germany for a little less than 2 years now. I figure that I can get at least the gist of what you're saying. The receptionist at the doctors office was supposed to tell me when to come back to get my blood taken, and when the doctor told her this, she got the most
scared look on her face! Like... I haven't been there a thousand times before (well... I haven't... but that's beside the point). Like... Maybe, just MAYBE, I didn't come directly from having a conversation... In GERMAN... with the doctor. So, she gets up, comes over, looks me directly in the eye with her head tilted slightly as if giving directions to a two year old, and says:
"MOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGG???" ... emphasis on how slowly and articulately she said that.
Oh shit! What am I going to do?! What did she just say?! What could that MEAN!?!?!
-.-
Me:
Uh huh.
Anyway, that's some insight into my week so far. Hope you all can survive on what little I've given you lately. I know my blog is the highlight of your days. ^^
xxx,
Emmy
