Guilty Pleasures

Define: Gay?

Yet another thing I have to get off of my chest. Here are my top ten guilty man crushes. Warning: Not for the faint of heart, or weak in the stomach

10. Justin Vernon

Rugged and handsom, I dont know either, so don't ask, he's only number 10.

9. Joseph Gordon Levitt

Third Rock anybody? Yeh didn't watch it much, but boy did this one grow up nice.

8. Ryan Gosling

Broke up with Rachel Mcadams? Oh no... ;)

7. Heath Ledger

Sucks about that. But he really was nice to look at. And good news for anyone who has ever had a chat with me! You're only 2 steps away from having had a chat with the man himself. 3 if you're counting him as a step.

6. Jake Gyllenhaal

Obvious follow up from Heath. The reason they invented the term BBILF. Bubble Boy I Look (at) Fixedly of course.

5. Johnny Depp

Duh.


4. That hot guy from Kings of Leon

Name? Dunno. Don't care either. What's in a name...

3. This is gay

2. I'm gay

1. Jesse McCartney

He. Is. Cute. I'd marry him if I didn't have to touch him. Or talk to him. Maybe I'd be better off getting a poster. Yeah probably.

Oh my gawd I have a type!

So ladies and gentlelesbians, this is as straight as it gets. Take a good look. TGIT. That's tit with a G in it.