Words

They don't even begin to describe my love for Will Smith. BOOM

Y'all have heard about Alfie Patten, right? The 13 year old kid in the UK who supposedly just became a father? Well, I've become shamefully obsessed with the playout of this oddfest because EW GROSS EW has he even started puberty yet?! It all got interesting when two other boys aged 14 and 16 came up saying they were the father. To avoid telling you the story all over again, if you're interested in what all this is, just go click his name. On to what this post is really about!

England, oh darling England, are GCSE's really enough? In combination with children having children, it looks as if children are the ones reporting on it!

So you're saying... Alfie's 15 year old girlfriend... she's 15? DOH

I wrote a poem for you all, I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

My dear sweet stepfather,
You're a big fat dick,
I'd explain it all to you,
Unfortunately you're quite thick.
You waltz into the house
Like you're the fucking king
You've no clue what's going on
But who cares, you've got the thing!
You act like you're a father
A husband, and a friend
When really everyone else just thinks
You're like a hair on their rear end.
I wish that I could like you
But the problem is, you see,
You're an asshole.

Happy Vagentines day, queers.

Kartenhaus is my hero

Woot! Noch mal!!

Oh, and this

Who needs a highschool diploma...

...when you can do things like this?!

You've all seen that Obama "Hope" poster, right?

ORANGES!!!!

OH MY GOD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why?


WEEEEEE JUST GOT CLEMENTINE FORRRRRDDDDD!!!!! KLDSFJIJWEOIJRIOUJLKVHC<>XMVNJKSHOWIEFJIOWJ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

Dreams do come true! DIBS!!!



MINEMINEMINE

This is like... winning the World Cup in lesbiland

i.e. ... she's gay people

God I love collegehumor. This says "Go Kelka" if you can't read it. To my defense, it's difficult to write on a girl while her boobies are bouncing. :D