R.E.J.E.C.T., Find out what it means to me

Sometimes rejection can feel oh so sweet. Today I went out to get my graduation dress in the city. I had a nice lunch with my parents at some American themed restaurant, and came home. And there it was. On the floor.

For months now I've been so worried about the next step. After school, then what? I DONT want to go to college under any circumstances, the only problem was my dad and his family. "Thats the next step, if you dont go now you wont go at all" or "you'll never get a decent job without it". But you know what? Although that may or may not be true, its for sure now.

I

Got

Rejected.

So suck it, basically. It feels so good to NOT have that commitment looming in the distance, I DONT have to lie to my family and tell them that I got rejected cause I really did! Now I just have to figure out how to tell them what I've wanted to do all along. I can not tell you how big of a relief this is. Thank effing gawd.

Why did my ipod have to pick NOW to shuffle EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SONG that reminds me of my childhood into a mock wake lineup? ... but I can't click skip. : /

I think I broke my knuckle...

...painting.

I'm so macho

Ughhhhh FUCK. ME. In the "oh my god what an idiot am i" type of way. GARRRR. I hate girls. I mean i looooooove girls, but i hate that, cause they're like "hi *wink*" and I'm like "heeeeh *faints*". Straight girls too, what the fuck is wrong with me. She's straight in the loud and doubtful way though so I guess thats a step up, right? *sigh* *sings* tell me princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?

...thats her favorite childhood movie.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK somebody SLAP ME! ALKDJFKLDJSFKLDJSF

oh, btw, hi mom! Heh.

Friends

This one goes out to all my interweb buddies

Gem - Okay, where do I even start with you. You're there through the good, there through the bad, there when I'm an ass, and there when I'm mad. You make me laugh until I cry, you make me write poems, I dont know why. ... STOP RHYMING! Okay, so anyway, you're not only the person who knows the most about me other than me and my mother, you're the person I trust, probably the most, out of any of my friends. Girls may drift in and out,and they're cool, but there is only one word for Gem; awesometasticfabularisticbetterthanchocolatepuddinghotsexylonglostloverallaroundgreatgal.

Sarah - HOLYFUCK I feel like I could write a book about you. Its not necessarily always the words that define how cool you are. Maybe its the fact that we're almost always on the same page, always experiencing the same highs and lows, and we're always there to help each other out. I don't think I can continue without going off into a novel, but I think one thing can be said; sarah, *sings* my life would suck without you. :P

Monni - DUUUUDE! Okay so you hate jake and amir. We've still got spongebob, right! You're like the DJ to the universe, I swear I can not go a single place without hearing a song you've sent me. Its like the world is your mp3 player on shuffle. It's been a while, we should start that up again :P AAAAAAND I talk to you to often to write one of these thingies lol, I'll just email you. :D

Word

Yo yo yo! I finally got something to update about fo SHIZZLE! Last night me and le band fucking rocked the stage. Or the carpet. It was a more relaxed atmosphere. It was talent night, and lemme tell you, we are like talent saturated sponges. Anyway, amps are fucking heavy but i knew that. Boys are good for something, i didnt know that. I was carying the bass drum up stairs to put it away and some boys were standing in the hall and they asked if i needed help, and i was like no i got it, and then an older man was like "dont ask, go help!" and suddenly the weight of possibly the heaviest instrument we had was lifted away and flown up the stairs with manly grace. Question: WHY the fcukc can boys lift things so much more easily than girls? I'M STRONG TOO!! But the bass drum was so heavy and then one dude just came up and like... it was a fucking feather. WTF.

Moreover, I'd like to say we won. Audience vote anyway. The judges were a bit too conservative, and they voted for ... the beat boxer. But when they asked the audience to scream, we totally won. And in combination with having won, I would not like to claim full credit for our awesomeness, but I think it should be mentioned that me rapping might have had a lot to do with it. My awesomeness... just can't be competed with. Honestly. What can I say? Ice ice baby.

Kay I'm done. :D

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