Let me start by saying I don't hate all men. Just a lot of them it seems. Or... one, a lot.
What is it with guys that they can't take a hint? Why must they persist in thinking that the way to pick up a girl (as in gf, not fuck buddy) is to hold them tightly against your body as you dirty dance them and don't let them go? Okay, so they're... there. But that doesn't mean she likes it. Why doesn't a simple "stop" work? Or how about "no"? Is his head to fucking thick? Does he not hear it over the roaring drugs and alcohol? Oh that's right, we're supposed to claim you don't do drugs anymore, because you're so "upstanding" and "sincere". Really, if you show up so fucked up to begin with, you should realize we know. Also, kissing me on the cheek and saying "nothing personal" while dragging her away is NOT going to make her want you any more than she does. Which, she doesn't, so just get the fuck over it. Stop pulling her away from people, trying to drag her behind buildings, trying to make out with her while she's leaning on my lap. CLEARLY she doesn't want that. CLEARLY she doesn't like you. So why don't you go fuck yourself, because from the looks of you that's all you can get. Skinny, drug ruined, fucktard wanker. Leave. Her. Alone. She's a big girl, she can make her own decisions, and obviously her decision is not you.
I've never felt like hitting someone more in my life. But I have to hold it back, and remember I'm there for her, a shoulder to lean on, not a body guard. He was so fucking wasted that I could have knocked him out with my pinky. And no, putting your forehead on mine and looking into my eyes is NOT going to make me want to 1. kiss you 2. fuck you 3. dance you 4. have anything to do with you. So how about you bugger off and for all I care die. Sad that you don't realize how much of a jizwad you are.
Signed,
A protective friend... and not your friend either.
