Bad Jokes

Stepbro: Why are chainsaws racist?
Me: .. huh?
Him: cause they say RUUNNNNnigganigganigganigga
Him: What do you call black guys running down a hill?
Me: ... a mudslide.
Him: yep. What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill?
Me: dunno
Him: an avalanche. What do you call a bunch of black guys falling from the sky?
Me: uhhh dunno
Him: ash.
Me: nah, that's more for jews
Him: What?
Me: you know, the holocaust
Him: oh.
Stepsis: THAT is WRONG!
Me: but funny.
Him: what do you call a white guy falling out of the sky?
Me: snow?
Him: Jesus.
Me: what do you call a white guy rapping?
Him: a black guy
Dad: vanilla ice
Me: no, a failure.
Stepsis: SERIOUSLY guys!
Me: they're not bad if you don't mean to hurt anyone
Him: yeah, they're funny. I don't know any ones about mexicans
Me: jeez there have to be a tonne
Him: So blacks are to rapping as mexicans are to running
Me: no, that's more of a black guy thing
Him: okay, so as mexicans are to fences.

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Beautiful conversation, no? But seriously, nobody take offense, we don't mean anything. And I think we got a nice mix of races in there. Pretty much covered everybody but Asians.